Sunday, December 18, 2011

GRAND FINALE SPEECH :) Season I@Bangalore

Well where to start...Ummmmmm...Lets start from where it all began....




Aug 16,2011:


"MUBC KI BC"



Sainath Home- Coolest Place To Live Eva
 To be really very very frank,i neva thought i am gonna make some new relations,that too which wud one day mean a lot to me.It was like you have too many people already,there is no more space Child !.But i guess life dosen't work that way,it gives us the bestest of the best people out there when you expect it the least,even need the least,when you would be HappI in your own life (Watchin Entourage on Benq notebook) & then one day you are gonna realize...


Shit !!! They have become an integral part of my life..


I M Missin Them !!!


Hell Ya !!! Kinda same story.


I reached Bangalore around 18:00 Hours  &...


"Holy Mother Of Rajnikant"


The Weather !!!


Ya,those who are insync with the Bangalore climate & weather know it very well but for me,it was........
as i say....


"Bilkul OMG types"...


It was freakingly cold,the sky [a combo of dark blue,black & pink],even a phissadi [naive person] in weather prediction could tell its gonna rain in minutes & there it was..

20 Minutes Later..
.
Me sitting in the Cab waitin for 18:45 to open my Fast [Yup,Ramazan was goin on],updating my FB status,a little unsure of what was coming my way but never expecting it to be so damn exciting,intriguing & fascinating that i am gonna relaunch the Club again this time in "Bangalore" on a bigger,larger than life & extensive scale where my peers,hostelites,seniors,juniours & even "Rajiv Bhaiya' & 'Ranjit Bhaiya' would be joining it through there specially made profiles on Zuckerberg's innovation.


Its 09:28,have to leave by 10:15 & i really want this time to last a little longer as i really wanna write,its not easy to bring into words all that has transpired in the last 150+ days.


Coming back again to the very 1st day,the Cab guy dropping me at MVIT Confectionary shop & lavazza coming with Sreelesh [The Karismatic Warden] to receive me, (they talk bout Cats & Dogs,that day was really something else,Pandas & Kawabosauras you can say),even the Cab guy told it rains almost thrice a week here but today its something else.


Well,well,i guess it were the Demons shouting from the gutter...


"Jalwa,Jalwa,Jalwa....... Kuttai Restarts... 'DEMONIC KUTTAI'.. Yeahhhhhh Laundeyyyyyyyy".


Kyun @Pryrth Mukherjee Sahab :) C i was goin to Tag u.. "FB is in my blood".


I would be humble enough to accept it wouldn't have been easy if it wasen't for some of the greatest souls send to me by Satan.


The Man himself 1st,Lavazza(Laal Rang Hai Pyaar Ka)...


Our Saviour,Our "Resource Allocator" -LavAZZA 


The day i reached,lodging,accomodation,fooding,rules,regulations,weather,warden,college,teachers,Items,Esteem Mall
what ever i needed to know all information was provided & it was never like Pacino Chacha in "Scent Of A Woman"...   'All Information Would Be Given On A Need To Know Basis'.. Whooooo-haaaaa


Well i have to leave by 10:15 & so am gonna be really fast,at the same time wanting not to miss anything out.


So,then came 17th August 2011,

The 1st day @ College[Season II], [ya M Filmy], which was more of a Ice breaking session moreover leg breaking,for everyone had to wait hours for the Registration form..Blah-blah & blah.....


After the college i straight way [or should i say StraightA] went To Esteem Mall wit lavazza,Mufti Jeans & some Tee's followed by dinner @Bhagini :)


"The Aiyash's Had Finally Landed Here In Bangalore".


I won't go in detail for each & every day to no one's horror but the 2nd day is again really important.


This was the day i missed my folks from Season-I a lot,helluva lot,again can't be explained in words or maybe i am not such a good writer.[C i call myself a writer too] Whooooo-haaaaa :)

18th Aug 2011,the 2nd day & the 1st Official Classroom,classes day was like re-living the Amity days,the only difference being all the faces were different,though in some i could see my folks of Amity.......


Oeeeee...its 09:48...FAST..FAST.... The Main Story Is Still Left Untold To The Whole World......


Hmmmm...so i am quickly gonna go to Post Diwali,Nov 1st i came back,& i neva knew these 40 days are gonna change the whole picture.Well i m not getting some good words rite now,i could do better given some time :) Wink Wink


It would be totally incomplete if i don't take the name of the people who really made it worth out here who haven't still being mentioned...


Laundoooooooooo !!!! Late Entry hai but GADAR hogi....Kasamm se..... :)


Nakku Aka Nakul Kaushal,many people see their young days in him [not me,me still very young :D :D]. On a serious note,no "Why So Serious",on a Funny note,i never thought there would be someone jisse tuning itni Gadar baithegi !!!


Matlab bilkul.... Bam B..Bam B...Bam B....


Biryani khani hai,nai nai diet krte hain,bahar nikle,mausam Gadar,jus saw each other,Dev Saab ki tarah aankho ki aankho me Kuttai ho gayi & the update comes...


"Off To Chachajaan,bhaiya diet hogi baad me...Havin BADE ki Biryani,Chicken Biryani,BADE ke Kawabs,Raita & Nakku ke liy Boiled Egg @Orgasmic Chachajaan"..


Multiple Orgasms :D :D


& this is not the story of a day,this happened daily,no kiddin here.. "DAILY"


Stud Of The College@Nakul Kaushal 
If i am not mistaken Nov 7th was Bakrid,wit me & Nakku searching for a shop for Biryani [hostel k laundoooo ki trt thi] & hame "Chachajaan" mil gaye...(Remember that open ATM)


It was that & now,kal raat bhi 2 plate hauk k aayen  hain wit @Lavazza :)


Aisa ho gaya tha k since Bakrid 9 days lagataar,it was like "NO BREAKFAST,NO LUNCH,NO DINNER"..


Sirf shaam ke 4 baje baje[16:00 Hours] Chachajaan ke yahan Biryani & the update follows..........
@Chachajaan's,Hedge Nagar,Bangalore


& its not only bout the eating part.....[10:01 A.M] FAST.......


Well,jo Gadar hum log machate hain,people always want to live the life we live & am not boasting anything here,its really not easy to have people whom you love,people who love you far away from your place,that too in a totally different territory with most of the people speaking languages you aren't familiar with..


"Sleep Maari??? GOTILLA" :D :D


To have had people like these Nakku,


Baadshah Aka Athar bhaisaab,jo apnapan hai laundeyy me...


His famous idiom "Main Kya Keh Raa Tha" (What it was saying) " which he uses so frequently as vowels are used in english language.The times when he is so damn high are the best ones where he kneels on the ground & starts doing "Sajda' for Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan sahab which is followed by the speech we are never gonna forget & can laugh to,for the rest of our lives,it goes as..


Empire Hotel,M.G.Road
[The Tandoori Boyz,Nakku & Baadshah]
"Bade Badnaseeb hain hum log,bade badnaseeb,ke Nusrat sahab ka posa nahi mil paaya hame,main kya keh raha tha,hamari kismat me nahi tha ke hum is mahaan is....(& then kneels down saying)... Bade Badnaseeb hai hum log...........


Athar aka Baadshah, "****ayi to inhe khoon me mili hai",& the ones he cares for & loves,he is gonna do his best to make them HappI,bilkul pure zamane types,jo jaan dene wale dost hote the,he is one of them.




Our Lead Editor Pryrth urf Pyari,pirate,

The Goodmorning Pose@5:00 A.M.[Last Day]

 wen we discuss some shoots,clips or even a funny video,the seriousness [WHY SO SERIOUS] ,the concentration level,what all we give into is Phenomenal.I am not a person from the industry,nor do i have a work-x there but what i have learned is to do some good work it really helps if you have people with whom you are comfortable working,they may be the bestest of the Photographers,Cinematographers or whatever,If it dosen't click,its really not worth it.


& for Our Lead Editor,u r really one of those it would be an honour ro work with in the future.


Veracity Meets The Club :)


Bam B , Bam B, Bam B..


KC,it would neva be complete if i don't mention you here.It can never be,talking to people oustside your language can sometimes be cumbersome when you just want to speak the one you are comfortable in,but for KC i would just like to say...


"U are owezzzzz worth the effort Bro..."


I may be blatant enough to say you are the most sensible,affectionate,loving,caring,the one i trust the most here after lavazza.You are a Phenomena in yourself & thus......



                          "SUPER KC"




Oeeee,the cab is here,Gotta Go...


Its not the end..


To Be Conti...


Love u all..


President,
Kuttai Club

Friday, November 4, 2011

A WEEK IN PARADISE [THE BESTEST WEEK EVA]

"A WEEK IN PARADISE" [25th Oct-1st Nov 2011]
FB UPDATES:
[THE UNCUT VERSION] [COMMENTS REMOVED]


Wo galiyan wo mehfil wo har nukaad pe bandigi,jin galiyon se rahe magroor unhi me zindigi,wo sher o shayeri wo kawab ki ronak jo naa mil sake to khwabo me dastak,Wo bacche wo bade wo har shakhs k dil me chahat,jahan kadam rakhte hi milti hai is dil ko rahat,wo baarish ka paani wo raat ki raani wo apno se sunni begano ki kahani,wo din wo ratein wo bin sir paid ki batein,wo ek pal me jeena kayi sadiyan aur ratein..
330 Minutes 2 Goooo...
"Dil Aaj Shayer Hai"..
:-P :-D


· · October 25 at 9:15am via mobile


Haramzado,Haramkhoro & Holy M..
"I M Back" ;-)
Yeahhhhh...
Abi time nai update krne ka aur..
@Tundeyy Kawabi..Alambag :-D
...
Maa ki aankh...
Bakre Rockxxxx :-P :-D
Btw...
Its official now..
"Kuttai Restarts" ;-)
"Kali Kali Hai Nazneen,Ye Lucknow Ki Sarzameen"..
Day 1...
Yahoooooooo...Ye Ye...
Yipeeeeeey


· · October 25 at 3:52pm via mobile

OMG...
"I M In Heaven" :-D
The best day since a vry long time..
Har wo choti choti baat..
Drivin Activa frm Mahanagar 2 Burlington :-D
...
Tundeyy...hauk k 3 Plate ;-)
Gulab jamun@Shri-lassi..Chowk..
Boti Roll near Bombay Cafe..Shoppin fr shirt..Prince k jiju k liy :-X
The best of d best times wit MB,Lavazza & My Childhood haramzada Prince :-D
God...I still can't believe m back ;-)
Ro naa dein..so Emo :-D
Missed it..missed all dis..missed Ma Jannat so mch..
Gadar Chai by O Laundeyy wit Bhujia ;-)
We won..5-0 ;-) Yeeeee

Day 2: 10:00 A.M. - Ra-1
Den Off 2 Tundeyy Chowk ;-)
I love dis city,i love dis city,i love dese ppl...
Mb,Pbj,lavazza,Prince...U Rock..
Love u;-)
HappI Diwali...
"Kaash Ye Pal Tham Jaaye"


Day-2....
Slept arnd 5:30,got up smhw arnd 8:30 :-D
Now,dats Commitment :-P :-D
Aankhen abi tak Laal hain :-D:-D
Don-2 Trailor Gadar ;-)
...
Movie Starts...
Ye Ye..
Kuttai Continues...

Day 2..
*****
Interwal...
Now sue me for this but finally m proud of Bollywood :-D
Ra1 till interwal is Bawaal :-D
... I don't remember d last time i enjoyed so damn much ;-)
Ppl who don't like it do watch Drona :-D
"Ek uncle piche kisi se baat kr rae sayin 'Alag Kisim Ki Movie Hai' "..
hahahaha
God...Vdm wud b Mad after watchng dis :-)
Srk..laundeyy..
Ma Prediction..32 Crores 1st day..;-)
Waitin desperately fr Rajnikant Sir to come :-D
I Miss Ma South Indian frndzz..hehe...Kc,Appu & Ram,Vishwas & Sagar...
Yanna Rascala...Mind It :-P :-D
Laundeyy ka naam Prateek hai :-)


· · October 26 at 11:42am via mobile


Day-2..
14:45..
1
Reached Tundeyy :-P :-D
Dis time Patrakarpuram,Gomti Nagar..
... Kal shaam se kuch nii khaya,Maa ki aankh ho jayegi ab :-P :-D
ShirMAAL bhi hai...
Orgasmic Times....


· · October 26 at 2:46pm via mobile


Day 2:
20:40..
Made ma Debut..1st self made Roti of ma life :-D
Yup,i only ate it :-)
Boti Kawab,Biryani,Paaya & Sewai :-D
... Chowk Home Rockxxxx :-)
Next Venue...
Gomti Nagar wit MB..
Tired..bt happI ;-)
Really feelin lik Revisin Ra- One..
God...Kareena is so damn seductive:-D
Hoooooome...
1 Day 2 Goooooo....
HappI Diwali..
I really looove dis time of d year...

Day 3....
Planning,Organizing & Coordination..
Staffing & Controllin :-P :-D
Tib cumin & wit him wud tread towards Hooome :-)
Goodninni all d G-1s :-)
... Gr8 day it was..
Kuttai Continues.......
Kareena darlin...khawbo me aa jaana Laal saari me..Haaye! ! ! aage...No Comments;-)


· · October 27 at 12:49am via mobile


Day 3:
15:07


"3 din se kuch niiii khaya :-(:-(:-(
Kawab k alawa :-P :-D
... [Haven't had anythng since 3 days :-(:-(:-( Except Kawabs] :-P :-D
16:58- Intercity..
Off 2 Hoooome...
The Grand Inaugration of Tundeyy Kawabi dere :-D
Jannat..wd b back on 31st..
O Satan,look @ me,i m on d way 2 d promised land
:-D:-D
M comin.........


· · October 27 at 3:08pm via mobile
Day 3:
Daddy Is Home :-P :-D


Ra-One booked 10:00 A.M. Show..
Dis time 3 D..
... Yeahhhhh....
Now m proud of ma Home town..haha
Vdm haramzade utha dena suba :-D
Me & Tib...
Prince u agn missed it :-)
Off 2 Medical..
Chai Time & Creative Discussions :-D:-D
Tundeyy Closed :-(:-(:-(
Bataiye kayi saalo pehle yahin paida huye the :-D:-D
Home,Sweet,Home :-)


· · October 27 at 10:07pm via mobile



Kali wali daal(khadi masoor) ,aalu (Gobi removed) haha & Mutton...
God... hw mch i missed Mutton dere ;-)
Ghar Ka Khana Rockxxx ;-)
Mumma,Papa,Nanu..
I Love U..
... & i evn dnt hav an item to pyaar bategi nii..hehe
Sacchi...
Ghar ka jawaab nii...
Khaskar Holy Bathroom..
Haaye Orgasmic Shit...haha
& as Shri Shri Sexy Boy said..
"Home Is D Real Jannat"
So true :-)
Now its time 2 sleep...areeee hm nii ghar wale..
Apna to Showtime :-D
Supernatural Continues.......


· · October 27 at 11:37pm via mobile

Day 4:
09:58


God! ! ! Shower...After 71 days :-D
Balti & Magga System dere in hostel :-D:-D
... (Magga in Tamil means Friend)..hehe
Ra-One..
10:00 A.M. Showtime ;-)
Tib agn askin
"Abeyy ye 3-D kya hota hai beyy,kaisa lagta hai"..
haha
City Mall ;-)
Parking ticket aaj bhi 5 Rs :-D
Now here's d Big News:
THEY ARE TAKING 50 BUCKS ADVANCE FOR THE 3 D CHASMA...
hahaha
I M Neva Gonna Forget This :-P :-D
hahahaha
Khatiks :-D:-D


· · October 28 at 9:58am via mobile

The Best Scene Of Ra-One:
Prateek 2 G-1.. "uska Main Point..Main Point"
..
Srk grabs Rampal's ****
Ra -One: Ye tum kya kar rahe ho...
... hahahahaha
OMG...
The Gay Superhero has arrived
:-P :-D
Srk fans bura mat manna...
& mann ke bhi kya ukhad loge...
Srk s Biggest Fan nai manega ;-)
Kyu Vd :-)
Nywy.... Agn...looooved it..
End me though Cliche...&3 D Sucked here :-X
Pata nii haramzado ne Chasma kyu diya tha..
Bahar nikal ke bauuut gali di :-D
Day 4:
15:10


is Watchin J.C.Chandor's "Margin Call" :-)
Kevin Spacey(Gadar aadmi)
... Paul Bettany
Jeremy Irons(Lolita fame)
Zachary Quinto aka Sylar :-D
& Demi Moore
(Remember Disclosure & Ghost) :-D
Showtime.......


· · October 28 at 3:11pm via mobile
Day 4:
21:45


is havin Mutton Biryani wit Tib,Yash & Jimmy :-P :-D
Home Rockxxxxxx ;-)
... G1 Ye Tum kya kar rahe ho....hahahaha
Den agn off 2 Medical..
Creative Thinkin & Tea Time :-D:-D


· · October 28 at 9:47pm via mobile
Day 4:
22:59


I,Tib & Jimmy sittin @ a desk @ Medical sippin Tea & enjoyin Moong-Phali..


... Suddenly Tib asks talkin bout Prince :-D
"Abe Gay-pana koi mentality hai bimari hai ya disease...

I Answer...(thinkin)
...
"Abe Ye Ek Fitrat Hoti Hai"..hahahahaha
Banti kursi se gir gaye haste huye,Jimmy chilke ke saath Mung-fali nigal gaye...
We have been laughing lik Maniacs since den.....

God! !! D best Good Old Childhood days r back :-P :-D


· · October 28 at 11:06pm via mobile
Day 5:
10:35


is in a Bank :-P :-D
Dog Day Afternoon :-)
...
Tib leavin fr Delhi..Final round..Goodluck Buddy :-)
May b Prince cmng today..
Sm mor Good Times...

Koi assignmnt kar dega mera???
:-P :-D


· · October 29 at 10:39am via mobile
Day 5:
14:55


Sippin Tea,Eyes balls(it's not eyes & balls) glued to Prison Break :-P :-D


... Abi Dr.YD ko Lappy dilane le jaana hai :-D

Missin School Days aj :-(
Bataiye... House dress pehen k gaye hote aj...

Red House :-)

Btw.... Officer Belleck is now in Prison...Wooo-hoooo :-)
HappI journey Tarun laundeyy & Tib...
Career Callin :-D


· · October 29 at 2:59pm via mobile
Day 5:
18:22

The Grand Inaugration of Tundeyy Kawabi@Homeland wit Yash & Captain :-P :-D

Orgasmic Blast :-)
Zinda hoon Main :-)


· · October 29 at 6:23pm via mobile
Can anyone dwnld "Super 8", "Ides Of March" & "Midnight In Paris" for me..
31st mrng 10:30 A.M.
Wud be in Jannat...
Need it....Plzzz haramkhoro ;-)


· · October 29 at 7:16pm via mobile
Ahhhhh....Thand..

Winter...Winter...Winter
:-D:-D


· · October 29 at 10:31pm via mobile
Everyone slept....
Feelin lik talkin 2 sm1 :-(:-(:-(:-(
Nthng 2 do...
Soch rae Assignmnt kar lein:-D


· · October 29 at 11:23pm via mobile
Day 6
13:19


is doin the assignment on "Types Of Computers & Operating Systems"
(bachpan yaad aa gya) :-D
...
Wiki Rockxxxx :-)
Showtime:

3 P.M..
Ra-one...Wit Dr.YD :-)
Only fr dat scene...hahaha

Chowmin ban rii :-D:-D

Vlc player playin...

"aji lakh pardo me chup jayiyega,nazar aayiyega,nazar aayiyega :-)


· · October 30 at 1:20pm via mobile

Day 6:
17:12


Ra-One last time wit Dr.YD


... 30 Rs. Ticket...
Yeahhhhhh

Interval...

Last Day @ Home fr dis Diwali

Wud be in Jannat...2mrw..
Day 7...

Diwali Holidays Grand Finale :-)

"G-1 Ye tum kya kar rahe ho"
hahahaha
Day 6:
21:09

Riding :-P :-D

30...70...90...Vroooooooooom


· · October 30 at 9:10pm via mobile
Bilkul jaane ka mann nii kar raa :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(


· · October 30 at 10:42pm via mobile


Day 7:
11:59


Bus..


... Charbagh 2 Gol Market...

MB,Prince,Tib Waitin dere:-P :-D

Jannat, " M Back"..

Shoppin Day....;-)

Kuttai Continues....


· · Monday at 12:01pm via mobile
Received d Cheque 10 K..
Amity Caution Money...
Finally.....
Ye Ye


... Off To Dastarkhwan
:-)
Diwali Holidays Grand Finale..
Day 7...


· · Monday at 2:34pm via mobile
Day 7:


14:58


Dastarkhwan..
...
Chicken Masala, Shami Kawab, Galawat Kawab & Parathe..

MB,Prince & Tib...

Shahi Paneer not dere :-X
Bataiye update krne wale the :-D

Kuttai Continues......


· · Monday at 2:59pm via mobile
Day 7:
18:32


Wit MB..


... Off 2 Marine Drive..(haan bhai yahan bhi hai) :-P :-D

Lap playin..

"Chalta Phirta Taj Mahal,Saansein Leta Kashmir Ho Tum"
hehe...fr ma Swt Hrt...jiske liy kch bhi kar jaana ka dil kare :-D

Season Finale Main Event to be revealed in an hour :-D

Keep Guessin....

I Love This City...

"JIDHAR NAZAR UTHAIYE BAHAR HI BAHAR HAI, KALI KALI HAI NAZNEEN YE LUCKNOW KI SARZAMEEN"...


· · Monday at 6:33pm via mobile
Day 7:


19:55


Damadamm..
...
Ek Meethi Romantic Comedy..

Phatega Pyaar Ka Bamm..

hahahaha...

Kutto ki tarah garyayenge haramzade ko..

After Aap Ka Suroor & Karz...

Saala Radio nii dekhna ho paya tha..

FINAL EVENT@GRAND FINALE DIWALI :-D:-D

Himesh...hahahaha

2 ghante hauk k haso...

Mor later....

Kuttai Continues....

wit MB,Thumps Up bro ,Prince & Tib....

20:00 Hours Showtime.....:-):-):-)


· · Monday at 7:56pm via mobile
Day 7:
22:24


8:00 P.M : Bhaiya kahin bhi baith jayiye


... 8:01 P.M : Tib: Bhai Oscar dedo isko

8:02: Jumped from Chair

8:20: Abe chehra dekho haramzade kaa

8:30: Abe puri mve ek take me shoot huyi hai

9:00: Interwal..

Has has k pagal naa ho jaayen

9:30: Himesh imitates Srk,Shoes almost thrown twrds d silver screen

10:00 :

Final Verdict:

Sm 1 says : "AAJ SE HIMESH KI HAR MOVIE DEKHENGE"

I cant say anymore...

Its Bove Oscar Material :-)

No Touchin,No Kissin...

Tundeyy Kawabi..

Sahara Ganj...Hauk do :-P :-D


· · Monday at 10:24pm via mobile
Day 8:
14:38


Ye mera geet jeevan sangeet,kal bhi koi dohrayega,
Jag me Kuttai machane behrupia roop badal ke aayega...
... Reh jayega sab kch yahan,iske siwa jaana kahan
:-P :-D

The Best 7 Days Of Ma Life :-)

Life-affirming Trip :-)

& Yesterday...
The Grand Finale ws to D Magnum Opus Of Kuttai Club Productions :-)

"I WUD BE BACK"

COMING SOON..

Next Episode...

"LUCKNOW MAHOTSAAV"
:-)

Love u all,Love Meri Jannat :-)


· · Tuesday at 2:38pm via mobile





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