1 DAY TO GOOO...THE HOLY CUP :)

Hmmmm....Loooooooong time..haan naa :) Arrrrrre miss bii niii kia..chalo koi niii :P
Hmmm...soo much to tell...

Imp 1s vry 1st...

India in Final..Ye Ye...
Kal hai agnst Lanka..& 'The Holy Wednesday' kya bataye uske baare me...wd write specially on it.in d next post Inshallah :) Yipeeeeeyyyyy..Yahoooooo..Gadar....
The win against Pak really meant much more than the Final...Truly :) wat a day it was :)

Baaki..as is waqt sirf match ka hi bhoot sawar hai,,to discussing any thing else dosen't feel lik d rite thng 2 do..nywy...Had a Gr8 B'day thanks 2 ma pyari Sis,Mumma,Papa & phone calls from ppl who agn reminded me dat i was 25 now..Bloody Silver Jubilee :x God,i would so wanna be known as Zoheb22 Owezzz :)
The Golden Age :)


















It was d same day i returned to Fb after 42 days :)
God...Its a loooong time..hai naa.....missed it while watching 'The Social Network' the most :) Btw...L baby wouldn't have remembered if i haden't come  back on Fb..hehe..so i guess,he got saved :P
baaki...MUNDANE...is d word here :( Life bas avai chali jaa rii..Mves..Series & all..wo bii loads of..kya kya bataye..bt batana to padega hi ab..topic aaya hai to :)
Modern Family..2nd Season Completed till the 18th Epi[19th aired on 31st March..Torrent awaited]

The Big Bang Theory..Season 4..in progress..

The IT Crowd..1st 3 Seasons Completed..4th in Progress..

Inshallah..i guess 90210 Season I wd be resuming frm today onwards.baaki 'Heroes' Rock Big Time.3rd Season..Volume-3..'Villians' in progress..& deewangi ho gai hai iski..'Sylar Rockxxxxx Man'..
Awefooooooome :)

Just Revised 'Jurassic Park' & felt an instant rush of Happiness,joy & eternal bliss[zyada nii hua :)].My 1st ever movie of Hollywood & that too am sure i watched in Hindi Decades ago.[btw,i guess just a decade,M 22 remember naa :)]  The Lost World wud be completing today.

God..This thing Blue Ray Rip..HD Rip..Mkv Format,this really Rockxxxxx ma World Man..Yo/----
as i often say "Ab ye aankhen HD k siwa kuch gawara nii kar sakti" :)

& Friends..Season 9..on hold after 4 Epi's :) Jus watched d 'Phoebe's b'day dinner' one tonight[5 hours ago].
I can't ever end this Series u know.How could i...when i looooove it soooo much ,Looooove really hurts :)

Baaki still Waitin for the Offer letter.Now have been told,1st week of April.Well its 1st April now,stop fooling around & send the bloody offer letter crappy freaks :x Upar se came to know dat may be i could get Allahabad now & not Lucknow,not wat d F*** is that,when they promised Lucknow :x Well,watevr,if m sounding a lil out of my hues its just coz of all these factors only,but i know that this too won't last long,or am calling the Solar Lamps Firm again :)

INDIA VS SRILANKA,WANKHEDE,BOMBAY..now this is what matters the most right here right now.
Chakde India :) This one match more & we owezzzzz loved u,looove u & wud owezzzz continue doin so eternally.Ye Mera India,I LOOOOOOOOOOVE MA INDIA :)

Sachin wud make his 100th century 2mrw Inshallah & as we say...."The Rest Would Be History"

JAI HIND

PRESIDENT
KUTTAI CLUB

22ND March 2011..11 P.M.

Surprise :)))

Hmmm :)
So much to tell..
The most imp thngs sab se pehle...

"Lucknow M Back"

Kuttai Restarts....

Cracked d final round of 'NecLife'.God,wat a moment it was wen he told we r givin u 'Lucknow' as your Headquarter.You wud be based in Lucknow.Wowieeeeeeeeeeeee...Hmmm,so the same day had another interview for a Ngo for the marketing of Solar Lamps.

'So how wud Mr.Zoheb sell Solar lamps in Rural areas' :)

I wud owezzzz hate this Ngo coz,the time it took dere coz of dat 1st time in ma life,Hamara record toot gya :(
I missed ma train,life me pehli baar :( Jus a min before i reached,it departed.Still not over it :(
Hamara record toot gya :(((

Hmmm....so i guess wud get the offer letter in a day or 2 though i just wish it comes after Holy Holi which is 7 days from now excluding the weekend.Touring kaafi hofi,mostly the interiors but at least i wud be in Ma Jannat :) I hav owezzzzzz wished to be dere but now wen i have got it don't know why m not dat happi as i should have been :o Maybe i don't wanna leave Hoooooome agn soo soon :( Well,March is bout to be over,April,May,June & July & August..Inshallah.. M & E....Me Comin :)))))))

Still Confused though :( But,i really want it.

In Lucknow agn dis time had a gr8 time especially wit Holy God aka Ma Big Bro,

'Bhai kal kan\b uthoge' ?

Bhai,7 baje ...

Next Day...

Around 10 A.M.,i wake up look @ the other side of the bed,Big Bro still sleeping happily,& agn falling to sleep thnkng abi ye sleepng..suba nii hui hogi :)

I am really Proud of myself for motivating Big Bro to be back on his workout regime@Muscle Gym[i guess].& haan he is really workin hard & i promise u,dis May u r gonna c him exactly as he was in 05-06,even better...[Juniors in Amity had his pic as wallpapers on their respective Laps :) No Kidin..I shapath :)
Btw...i am also thinking to join his gym as soon as i reach Jannat & make it a routine not to miss it eva wen m in Lucknow.& did i tell u wud b livin wit Tommi[Overacting laundaaaa aka Holy Dog], 'So how wud Mr.Anand Maurya be able to study with Mr.Zoheb' :)

& haan i really need a haircut now.For all the Holy M's who die for ma Tom Cruise Look...
Baby...it's coming back....Asap :)))

So c u all in Jannat,very soon where i am so happi wud be there along wit Big Bro,MB,O Laundeyyyy,Pikku,Charlieeeee,Tom-Meeeeee,Uraan & all :)

Btw.... 'Spoiler Alert' "Pressure bauuut hai" ,as have been told :)

Anyway cm wat may,

I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

& haan,Happi B'day draku :)

God Bless U Owezzzz..

Hav d bestest of evrthng owezzz,owezz & owezz & Stay Blessed..

'I b dere for u,coz u dere for me 2'

Tata 

President,

Kuttai Club

THE DAY I BECAME FOREST GUMP & THEN NEEDED AN OXYGEN PUMP :)

Tom Hanks got the Oscar for this movie in 1992

Qaisar Bagh To Fun Republic :)

A walk from Laatosh Road to Qaiser Bagh Square passing Iqbal opticians,Kbc & Abc,then crossing Lalbagh remembering the times got the wizer,locks,stocks & two smocking barrels from there,then reaching Vidhan Sabha crossing Capital Hall,then Ganj Square,Ccd,turning left,Janpat,Strokes & then turning left next to Provogue crossing Apollo Bakery,Bombay Paav Bhaji,Mahindra,Aryans & finally reaching Sahara Ganj then Shah-Najaf turning left & walking straight for about half a km more having a view of 2 love-birds walking hands on shoulders & a man pointing towards his Khatik partner "Ouuuuuuu Dekho Ho " [Look at them],crossing them briskly then again making a quick decision & turning left walking past the Hindustan times office reaching Sikanderbagh Square then again after a looong walk passing Ashok Marg taking a you turn & then the longest walk again 'The Baikhund Dham',exhausted,overfatigued,burned out & dog tired..most pricely worn out,but as they say the show must go on,the walk continued,left from the turn,passing Indira Barrage,loads of monkeys eating bananas with their hands,even the very little ones,tiny imps,crossing RBI,wondering if should turn left & head toward Taj where the conference for the CMF division of Synthes

was going on,but decided against it as Mb & Jagat were busy in looking after the delegates & Holy Doctors,now the distant River Side Mall & Fun Republic was not far away from my spectacled eyes...ahhhh...what relief...again the heart saying...Common grab a Aalu Tikki burger,ahhh no..Diet...what bout Mc Swirl..jus 1...finally this time mind winning the battle against the Holy Heart[which is as rare as Venakatesh Prasad coming to the pitch of the ball confidently,eyes on the ball & a huge six bove the bowler's end in this case being Jason Gillespie],again signalling no i don't wanna hire an auto or a Rikshaw to to them as did the whole way through & just when i was bout to cross Fun..an Auto wale bhaiya as if God himself had sent him,asked if he can take me anywhere & i again shaking my head in negative & he insisting & i gain telling him i have a 100 Rs note no change & he saying..Not a problem in a sense which meant 'I don't need money Man !! i already have been paid for this one & i finally carrying my Holy Bums sat in the Auto & then finally crossing Lohia Park,the Gomti Flyover,the auto haulted at the Wave Square near Pickup building where as i got out of the auto,Mr.Binda Goodman waved toward me signalling that it wasn't a problem if he was not paid but then again he was dealing with a very liberal Man & finally i got the change for my 100 Rs :)

The Story To Be Conti....

Btw...Got a book on 'The Beatles'....Loooooooving it :)))

Sayonaara

President,

Kuttai Club

Live From 90,IT Colony,Aishbag [Lucknow]

Hmm...
Back To Jannat :)
I guess 2mrw gotta meet Mr.Pankaj frm 'NecLife' bout d job & all & then there's a weekend to follow here in Lucknow.I guess won't be back home before Monday evening.The train journey from Banaras to Lucknow..ahhhh...Gadar macha di :)

Played the Great 'Amity XI Nokia 1100 Mobile Challenge Cricket' for a looong time with Akash.Had loads of Tea..hmmm..4 cups actually...2 boxes of puri sabzi,pakuadis,chane.Earlier on with L baby had loads of stuff from Varanasi..viz..

Mixed Juice,Paneer Kulche,Veg Momo[a piece],Rum Ball,Fruit Beer & haan a mixed Suji Halwa Namkeen home made dish along with a cup of Holy Tea.


Got 9 Dvd's burned[1 burn process failed at 8x :x]


Oeee gotta go...c u soon...Allahafiz :)))

A Tribute To Holy Memories[Part-1] [Live From Banaras]

Yo Ye...Waaka Waaka :)

Haan to m  in Holy City..ama Holy city nii jaante Banaras :)
The Lamd Of L Baby..L maane Loooooooove :)
Long Lata Baby :P :D
Hmmm...so now i regret to hav resigned before getting a joining letter frm sm other firm...
So here for a firm named 'Neclife'.Lets see where it goes.
There's a vacancy in Eureka Forbes,a marriage bureau,Hcl[as a english & PD trainer],inext[Management] & ILS.Den there's vikram's firm in Varanasi.
8th Feb was the day i resignes & its 3rd March today.This Holy Silence Of No Lambs is Killing Me Softly.
Philmy rito :))) Haan wo to saade hain jee...Syaapa Palo/..Syaapa Paalo :)))

Btw...the last whole week in Jannat..infact 8 Days was the best time since manty days.I guess after college i have had stayed so looooong in Lucknow for leisure.Though had went there for the same purpose as have come this time but then..Lucknow,Kawabs & Kuttai.OMG !!! I think i just got the title for my book 'Lucknow,Kawabs & Kuttai" :)))
Yeahhhhhhhh....

i hink it would be much better than my former favourite "Haramzado Ki Toli" :)
If you think LKK is better..

Sms LKK SPACE KUTTAI to 2222

If you like HKT

Sms HKK SPACE KUTTAI to 2222

Haan to 'Indira Dam' . 'Frequent visits to various Tundeyy's across the city' , 'Chowk k batashe near Bhagwad Das & Sons[vaahiyaat] :x ,a visit to Amity[some meeting so the sole purpose of the caution money not solved]:( , & the "Best Friday Eva" [Roadtrip To Kanpur@25th Feb 2011] were the major accomplishments of the trip.The Kanpur trip would be defined in much detail later on in a special section on "K in K" :) Btw....Loooved TWM to the core which offcourse we watched in Kanpur only in a mall named 'Z Squared'.

Hmmmm...so gotta purchase 15 blank Dvd's to write the movies L baby has got from Hyderabad all "720 P".God ! 'ab in aankho ko Hd k alawa kch gawara nii hoga' [Now these eyes won't see anything else than High Definition] :) 'It's kind of a funny story' ,'Twelve' ,'The Social Network' , 'Mullholland Drive' are the latest one which have just seen.
Mullholland drive was what to say Phenomenal in the very true sense.
David Lynch Rockxxxxxx Man !!!
Gadar [Awefoooome] :)

Really looking forward to 'The Big Bang Theory' [Season -4] & 'Modern Family' & 'Chuck' 1st & 2nd seasons.90210 [Season-1] 1st & 2nd Combo & 3rd Epi have seen after the random Epi's of Sason-2 which i wached in Bareilly on weekends[Holy Days they were ! Really] Now miss those times,never thought would,guess that's life's.

Arrrre,getting carried away with Emocons :) Haan to 'Friends' goin smoothly an Epi a day..last one was 'Joey's Interview' [Season-8] Epi 18th i guess,Still can't muster the courgae to complete the series,an Epi a day keeps me really happi,seems like still living the good old college days :)
Holy Lord !!! Mb,Big bro,kidooo,tweeto,O laundeyy,L baby,draku,bacch,daantu,uraan.chikki,chinki,pikku,milli,taklu & all....& haan Sexy boy..though he didn't even had a time to update bout his wherebouts since his joining came in Nov-Dec i guess.Do miss him & reviewing movies together,analysing them on storyline,direction,editing,music,cinematography & good God  don't even remember else.

Very vividly remember the day when 'My Name Is Khan' release & i was Bareilly during those Srk Hayee Hayeee,niii chalne denge mve days,i knew i had to watch the flick so got a ticket for the night show[working durig daytime,arrre nii kaam kaun karata tha..nightshow me mazaa aata hai naa].Haan to i watched the mve[frequent texts during the mve from Sexy boy,bhai kaisi hai mve] & when finally the left the theatre 'Prabha Cinema' i was Flabbergasted :) Don't know for the heartless lunatics but really cherish this tale of sweet,innocent tale of Rizwaan Khan.Called him & standing in front of 'Swarn Towers' around 1 am praised it for a loooong time,keeping in mind not to tell anything bout the story giving him ma orkut mail id & password to update my status to...

"Kasamm Khuda ki jab se paida huye hain.MNIK se Gdar mve nii dekhi...Best Mve Eva..Gadar,Kaantap,Kantarest"
Oeeeeee Gotta go..

The kahani wud continue.....

Loooooove u allllll....Haramzado & Holy M's :)))