Saturday, April 30, 2011

A TRIBUTE TO AMITY@24-4-2011[Vol-I] Holy Memories


  • THE  MOMENT IT ALL STARTED[INCEPTION] :







    • Mohammad Aarif Siddiqui
      • TOP SECRET
        Dear Gullu.
        I confide you in the biggest secret of the year. Let all of them see the unexpected. Yeh oopar thora sa complicated ho gaya... but anyways... the hottest buzz is that I am coming to LKO on next Saturday. It is going to be a big surprise for all. SO you don't the tells the anybodies. But the I will be a most happiest the persons if the you coulds plan the journey a day to the lucknow's
    • Syed Mohd Zoheb
      • bhai i cmng 2 Lko next Saturday...Delhi se train hai,,,23rd 2 A.M...hahahahhahah...OMG !!! Gadar mach gai....m soooo hapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..GADAR :))))))))))))
    • Mohammad Aarif Siddiqui
      • sahi hai gullu... i will be landing on NEw delhi airport by 00.45 insha allah.... and then will take shatabdi in the morning and insha allah by 1 in noon i will be home..........
    • Syed Mohd Zoheb
      • Ama Gadar...Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........hahahhaha....Tundeyyy ka kya hoga bhai..hahahhaha :P ::P
    • Mohammad Aarif Siddiqui
      • bhai lut haya tundey...
    • Syed Mohd Zoheb
      • hahahahahhaha......Qayamat hogi...kab tak rukna hai u ka wahan???pata hai L babe too wd in lko sun,mon,tues...
    • Mohammad Aarif Siddiqui
      • k... gullu just don't discuss it wid any body now.... i want to see there faces... hum 2 tareekh that apne maadre shaher mein apne jalwon se fizaaon ko nishat kerte rahenge. insha allah
    • Syed Mohd Zoheb
      • hahahahha......definately....THE RETURN OF THE MAMU...SEASON I :P Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
    • Mohammad Aarif Siddiqui
      • ae lo mera filmi gullu






        Syed Mohd Zoheb
        Off to Delhi :) 24th April 2011..Mrng 6 A.M. wud b in Jannat :)
        & den 6 Hours later ..sm1 wud arrive :)
        "THE BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR"..
        Its like the merger of The Undertaker & Vince McMohan :) [Vince Mcmohan arriving :P]
        Keep ur fingers crossed :) Jus 2 Days 2 Gooooo :)
        Evr1's invited :)
        A KUTTAI CLUB MEGAEVENT :)
        Sallu Bhai Rockxxxxxxxxxxxxx :P :P
        April 22 at 11:39am ·  ·  · 




        India Gate,New Delhi..
        23-4-2011
        7:00 P.M.


        A Call from an unknown number [Roaming]:

        Heloooooooooooo
        Heloooooooooooo
        Heloooooooooooo

        @#$$: Bhai its Mamu here,the dashing,Grass addict Mamujaan :)

        OMG!!!! Welcome back 2 India Mamujaan ;)
        Where in Delhi???

        Mamu: Bhai,m in Lucknow

        Haramzade,Lko pauch gaye.Delhi pauchna tha naa..

        Yup bhai m here since afternoon.

        Anyone knows,u dere???

        Nopes

        K den..M reachin mrng 7 A.M. den wd tell u evrthng..wd meet arnd 1 P.M...k

        Bring evr1@Ritz...

        Dat i wd tell bhai..k den kal miling..Allahafiz :)




        Charbagh Station,Jannat


        24th April 2011


        7:30 A,M.





        "The good old boys[Holy God & L Babe]  were drinking whisky & rye..the day the music died "

        2 Days Ago:

        L baby Callin: 

        Yup L babe...

        L babe: bhai wd b in Lko 23th nite,so do call me on reachin,wd b dere 2 receive u..

        Back to 24-4-2011[Sunday]

        Jagat Calling:

        Reached???

        Yes laundeyyyy

        These ppl r sleepin.their cells kept ringing but was no better dan 'a wild goose chase'

        k den,u coooomin..Yup bhai

        Abe, "Tundeyyy khula hoga abi "???

        Bhai its 7:30 early mrng !!!

        :((((((((((((((((((( K den m w8tng near v used to park our bikes@Khamman Peer's.

        Well there's too much to tell & since we are mostly concerned with the Mamujaan's Episode & our Trip 2 Indra Dam we would not be goin into detail bout:

        1.Visit 2 Jagat's Place[1st time] (bhai bilkul seedha rasta hai,which was totally antithesis to what was being said]

        2.Final Landing@Holy God's place arnd 9 A.M.

        3.The Spider Epi me running back upstairs ...I hate Spiders :x

        4.The Ride to Lekhraj near Bhootnath wit L babe,droppin him there & den leavin fr MB's Place[Vikas nagar,Khurram nagar,Mahangar,Shadab Apartments,Picnic Spot Road] (MB is Mahanagar ka Superhero)  :P

        5.The ride from Lekhraj to MB's place was the best one since mrng reminscing the 'Good Old Days' all of which can't even be described in a 1400 page book.


        The Penultimate Step To Mamu-Ness 

        Well,met MB [Holy Moment],had Dalia[MB dieting :)],updated ma Fb status..



        • Syed Mohd Zoheb
          Jidhar Nazar Uthaiye Kawab Hi Kawab Hai,Kali Kali hai Nazneen.ye Lucknow ki Sarzameen :)
          Kasam Khuda ki 10-20 Murge aur Bakre to aj Shaheed huye :)Kafi shaher chor k bhag gaye hain :)
          Finaly,'kAb k bIchdEE hUm aaJ mIlEE Season I :)
          drEss cOdE bLUEE & WhItEEE.vEnue..Meeting@Wave..den.. :)
          Special Guest Arrvd frm
          Surprise :P
          & haan..Happi B'day Rupi..gadar macha dena.God Bless U :)
          Dhonabad,Khalilabad,,Secundarabad :P
          April 24 at 12:35pm ·  ·  · 








        • Text Message Sent:










          • C..evr1@1P.m..Venue being finalised..Dress code..Blue & White :)))




          Well i haven't organised any event as such in my whole life,no experience in assisting in Examinations even for Juniors like Holy God,Tom-Meeeeee,Jagat & L babe[the event which brought lady love in d life of many viz..Anchestors of Zebra & Holy God] but 24-4-2011 mostly till the time we reached Wave,really felt gr8 with all the plannings,dress codes,surprises coming into picture finally.


          Great Day,Great Feeling.


          1 Min got a call frm Udaan,kahan pauchna hai bhai,den Jagat calling "Bhai hm to suba se tayar ho ke baithe hain,Gadi hi nii hai",Holy God..'Gulleeeeeeeeeeeee main Vibhu ko c off kar k sidhe wahan pauchunga,Charlieeeeeeeeee,Ama Special guest kaun hai..Anshuman to niii..."Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa Beeeeeeeeeeeee' .Aarif bhai "Bhai,m ready..kahan aana hai .accha bhai mujhe bii le lena,gadi nii hai mere paas :P :P


          Shakeel Bhai:'Bhai m in Indra nagar,Ballu ko lete huye hi aayunga',L babe[bhai lene aa jao mujhe,mera paper khatam ho gya,bhai kahan reh gaye,bhai 1 bottle paani bii lete aana,bhai badi dhoop hai,bhai kitne min aur...'Aaya Mausam Thande Thande Dermi Cool Ka',bhai saale kahan chora tha hame ye hii bhool gaye' :P :P


          The Code,dress code,Blue & White was followed but thru constant reminding & threats mostly with:


          Aarif Bhai:'Bhaiii m d Special Guest,m should come in some other dress,bhai i don't have white,bhai main kapde nii laya London se,Bhai Safed kurta bii nii hai Kasamm se,Ok bhai main dekhta hoon,tum chor k mat chale jaana mujhe'
          Jagat:bhai mere paas white nii..White & Blue Combo hai[But mere paas gadi niii] :P :P


          Shakeel bhai...bhai m gonna try,white saala ek bii niii abi,haan Ballu ko bii text kar dete hain abi White k liy..Udaan: Bhai Iron karana padega mujhe,bhai dhula nii hai,bhai ok krte hai,theek hai bhai..Done..White me hii aa rae :)


          Charlieee: Ama white nii pehen rahe hm,Ama kaun hai Special Guest ..koi nii hai i know..


          "hAramzade u ki ******omy" ho jayegi...dekh k u ki #$$%& jayegi...Saal ka sab se bada surprise hai & no kidin,Mb se pucho kinna surprise ho gaye & sab yahan White me hain..koi baat nii karega..koi foto nii khichayega..u k saath.. :)


          'K bhai..white Tee hai wo pehen k aate hain..K den..Get ready fr d.....*************** 






          THE JOURNEY TO WAVE :


          Bhai,l babe waitin near K.K. Palace near Aarif Bhai's Hooome,center se paidal aa gya tehelta hua laundaaaa,gotta hurry he's waitin[Mb's surprise waitin@....]


          MB:k....


          [Aarif Bhai can be seen distinctly in Blue & White as the Red  i-10 approaches him.]


          MB: OMG !!!    
        • [MB's expression was to be seen,Aarif Bhai wd remember it till eternity(while forgetting mine's)]

            • Next was L babe,though thru secret agents he had a clue to who it was,he was asked to show extreme & utter surprise which he did justice to upto some extent as he was already tensed bout the Racists comments he wud be receiving in the upcoming hours.
          Now there are certain words in english language which would be perfect to describe the expression of Charlieeee on seeing Mamujaan,viz.. 'abacked' , 'spellbound' , 'dumb-founded , 'be-dazzled' , 'bemused' , 'stupefied'   'gobsmacked'.           . :) Literally his *********omy took place :P :P
          Laughing,Shouting,Smiling in the middle of the road not sure whether it was for real,Charlieeeeee went crazy[likGullu who is crazy]            Jus 5 of us had met so far & we had no idea we had so much fun waitin to come our way @Globus @ Wave Parking @Wave Underground Parking..On our way to Wave..frm Wave to ICFAI..@ ICFAI Square..The Charlieeeeee turnin into Hulk & givin a Lap Dance to Mamujaan incident & the baap of all..we were getting an official sponsor "The Kheera & Kakdi Supplier Of The Kuttai Club"- Charlieeeeee Aka Jacob :P ::P
          Discussing bout the new upcoming Series "BABIES" we reached Wave [Salaam to the building wich has given us unending eternal myriad Memories]. 
          Wave,2 P.M.
          Till now there were just the 5 of us viz...
          1.Mamujaan-Soon he wud be named 'K baby' aka Khuloos Baby 
          2.Charlieeee- C baby Aka Cool Baby[Cucumber Baby] 
          3.L babe- Former 'King Of Orkut' & 'Love Guru'  
          4.MB- Ada Boy Aka 'Mahanagar Ka Superhero'  
          & 
          me, 5.ZB- President,Kuttai Club.
           We were soon joined by Udaan Aka U Tube Urf U baby [Former Playboy Of Chowk-(1998-2004)].Dressed in Blue denims & White Udaan looked  as if was just brought back from the "Aiyashi Days Era" (2005-2006).
          Young,Charismatic & Dashing as Owezzzz...Udaan brought back a Wave of Jawani to all specially Mamujaan :P :P
          Soon we were joined in by Shakeel bhai & B2 Aka Ballu Baby The Rebels & the Tag team partners of L Babe[The Ministry].Till now L babe was really restless,jumpy,keyed up,overanxious,queasy & agitated roaming around 'Globus' searching for a White Tee :)
          'Bhai ye kaifi lagegi mujhpe',bhai ye tum le lo tumpe Gadar lagegi, 'bhai ye aj main pehnunga kal se tum pehenna'          .
          L babe tum pic kheench lo hm logo ki.                         Pic meri bii                                                             Nope bhai tmne Black pehna hai.                           
          "No Blacks"                                                                                    
          Bhai,dats   Racist :P :P 
          So,the arrival of L babe's Tag Team partners saved L babe's Holy Day & the the moment [L babe & Shakeel bhai's meeting] would be long remembered  as "The Meeting Of Net Friends Timezone". So Udaan No.6,Shakeel Bhai & B2[7 & 8] total 8 ppl out of 10 had arrived & it was around 3 Off The Clock.The happiness can be seen in the pics below captured thru Samsung Galaxy 551 two hours before the "World Kheera & Kakdi Summit".
          Breaking News: A Chudai from the "Pre-Booker T Era" was spotted by Shakeel bhai & L babe[Holy Eyes] havin some "Cozy Moments" wit a Lad[poor chap] who was captured (as sources say) by this Vamp for a Tour-De-Globus :P :P

          Wave To Indradam Via ICFAI Square: Me & Udaan on Bike,the rest in MB's i-10[Charliee in Trunk]. Music Blaring :                                                                       
          O Seeyoooo..Watz Up Ma Bro.. Hai Chal Pade,Hum Yaar Do.. Phir Kya Raaste,Aur Kya Fasle,Hum, Jo Saath Hain,We Will Have Fun On The Go... Ho...Ho...Ho.....Ho..........
          Holy God Callin: Bhai m reached Wave.. Bhai hum log Off to Indra-Dam :P :P
          Bhai batana nii hota
          Bhai bas abi nikle hain,had thought 2 call u on reachin ICFAI[ But in a hurry i said Indra Dam instead of ICFAI] :P 
          "Bhai mujhe Indra Dam ka rasta nii pata "
          K...c u@ICFAI ... 
          Udaan...Wat happened[Ya,u all guessed it rite..udaan didn't speak dose wrds in English]              :P :P                                                                         
          Holy God ko Indra Dam ka rasta nii pata...
          & dere we were laughing,smiling madly,ya there wasn't a big reason but being together brought the Child in us back i guess..Well..at least for me... Was Looooovin It :) [Thanks Mamujaan] One thing more which i realized was that it wasn't easy to bring all ppl together at a place & to make it sure that all of them are happi but for us.."WE WANTED IT,THIS DAY WE ALL NEEDED MORE THAN ANYTHING,A DAY WHICH WOULD REMIND US OF ALL THE GOOD,GR8,EMO & CRAZY DAYS WE ONCE LIVED TOGETHER & A CHANCE TO JUST SMILE,EAT & POSE TOGETHER FOR RELIVING THE DAYS WHICH WE ALL KNOW "WERE THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES" 
          2 Mins Emo Break  [Close your eyes & try to relive some of those Good Old Days & text me kaun kaun dikha] :P :P 
          [Chai bana k aate hain,Headache :( ] @2:51 A.M.
          Hmmmm :) M Back...Kisne aankh nii band kii??? Well if u didn't u really disappointed me coz i promise u if you lived ur life time dere u would see smthng worth looking back at dere 
          ... :) AAAAhhhhh Its Hot :) Ama Chai !!! 
          Well i closed by eyes & dere i saw ....                       Oct 2008..Prashant Bhaijaan & i,chat[ghar ki Chat] Thakurganj,his Big Day,that Butterscotch cake on which was written "O Laundeyy" & the Moon & wo 3 saalo ki batein..Can't be explained,just can be felt :)
          Holy Day..Pure Jannati
          & den i saw....           
          28th July 2006                                                Outside the gates of the house of MB.. 
          ZB Calling MB:
          MB: Haan bhai,kahan ho. 
          ZB: Bas bhai 2-3 din me aa rahe,idhar ghar me aane ka ho nii paa raa [Well it was the 1st time since College i had been away from Lucknow since long (Mid May -July End) & it had been long since we had met & did all that 'Aiyashi' [The Aiyashi Era],frequent visits to 'Dastarkhwan' to have 'Shahi Paneer' & 'Paneer Butter Masala' [The Veg Days] & i had been tellin Bhai since long that i would be coming back to Lucknow very soon.       
                                                                                            MB: Ab nii aaoge u lagta hai.
          Bell Ringing: Aunty Opens The Gate: Dua Salaam[i tell aunty MB dosen't know m here]
          ZB[Still on phone]: Accha bhai,aankh band kro hm aa rahe :) 
          & Bang..The Door Opens "I dont know wat bond Shree Ram & Lakhan & Jai & Veeru had but at that time,it was like....
          Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....Main Wapis aa gya..Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :))) & the look on MB's face... refer to Charlieeeeeee's bedazzlement agn :
           'Abacked' , 'Spellbound' & 'Dumbfounded'.
          Well,bhai.. 'Ye Dosti Tere Dam Se Hai'.           Saala Emo ho gaye :P 
          & last but not the least i saw 'Barfili Baarish'..Amity ka Porch..Wave's Food Court[Open area-Chat]..the best day of ma life...Just Wanna share it with myself rite now :) 13th Feb 2007 ..OMG !!! I really wanna close ma eyes again :) Well,well,well....where were we??? I guess i really got carried away wit ma Emo's again..[:(((] 
          Volume-II "INDRA DAM & THE PHOTOSHOOT" 
          Well we reached ICFAI Square & seconds later a Black Pulsar arrived. A Divine Power was felt as Holy God along wit Narad Muni Jagat Aka 'The Eating Machine' arrived.Aarif Bhai was neglected for a while but den he finally got the blessings of Holy God & his charioteer.
          & then after some drinks,Pateez & Charlieeee's whole Hulk incident we treaded towards The Indra Dam. 
          AMITY[We Nurture Talent]:                                    Well it was inevitable as i & Udaan felt dose Holy Days walking behind us as we crossed the Amity Square & parked our bike in front of the building.Within a minute,we were in the campus,Sunday makin the conditions more favourable for us & then it again started..                               
          Bhai ek bina Gogs k,ek stairs pe,ek Right wing k saamne,ek sirf building ki,[BHAI EK DP],ek gate k saath :P :P & den i tell u No Exaggeration or Hyperbolic statement here.
          "The moment i put my Holy Bums on the stairs of my 'Alma Mater',my Bums blessed me,they were like Ohhh Yassssss,i had missed this moment since eternity.I tell u,i miss many a things bout dose days as we all do..The Canteen,the library where i & gajju studied[no kidin jus for a day i guess],LT-20..Cr-22..The Audi,where we 1st sat,the day we came in for the entrance & where we received our Provisional Degrees,the place where we got our Photostat,well...i can go,on,& on.....     but the thing i miss the most is sitting on those stairs...Kasamm se,Its Heaven for the Bums & OMG !!! I can't explain.... Again deviating from the topic :( God..M Emo :P 
          Well..in short the best moments of the day so far...Truly..Sacchi..Mucchi :P :P
            Udaan..This time wen i come to Lucknow pakka wud relive dose 'Trinka days' again bhai, 'Thumps Up wit Ice Cubes' :P :D
          Indra Dam-Finally....
          & then revitalized,rejuvenated,invigorated..We left for Indra Dam thru those many a travelled roads leaving the Good Old Red Building behind,to where the rest of the troop were.
          To Be Conti.........
          President,
          Kuttai Club
                                                                                                      
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