Wednesday, May 4, 2011

HAPPI B'DAY KIDOOOOOOOOOOOO.....Ma Tallest Sis :P :D

CHULBUL PANDEY ... May 6, 2010
JISKI BIWI CHOTIIIIIIIIIIIII...AREYYYYYYYYY CHOTI...CHOTI...CHOTI...........


JISKI BIWI CHOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...USKA BII BADA NAAM HAI...GODI ME BITHA DO...ARRRRE GODI ME BITHA DO BACHE KA KYA KAAM HAI...JISKI BIWI.....haahahahahahaahDis 1 is fr ma shweeeeeet hrt Sis...kid...kiddo...nanhe...Bittan...Nano..nanhe samrat..nanhe farishte....moti mota....chote laal....hahahaahah...hazaron naam hain is shaitaan k...wellllllllllll...waise to 5 foot ki hai kid...magar iska dimag Chacha Chaudhary se bii tez chltahaihahaah....smalley....ma smallest shweeeetest & sab se confused behna
just wish k ye 24 saal ka baccha hamesha aise hi paglu rahe & apne dil ki sun k bauut age jaaye...Iski shaadi kisi 7 foot k insaan se[jaisi meri tamanna hai] se ho jaaye
JISKI BIWI CHOTIIIIIIIahahhahaha



CHULBUL PANDEY ... May 6, 2010
Jus wanna say...miss u a lot Kiddo..
kal ko kch bii ho jaaye u 6 foot ki bii ho jao ZB wud Owezzzzzzzzz luv u & b dere fr ya kiddo
keeping it short & shweeeeeeeet lik u...hahahhah...TERA MUJHSE HAI PEHLE KA NAATA KOI..YU HII NIII BURGER KHILATA KOI
MISS DOSE BURGERS
HAPPI BIRTHDAY KIDK HAMNE TO TANHA UMAR HAI GUZARI,SADA KHUSH RAHO TM DUA HAI HAMRI...heheheehehheehCAKE....CHOCO MARBLE PASTRY....SHAHI TUKDA DUE
Lv ya Sis.......till eternity....
KEEP SHMILING SWEEEEEEEEETIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



TESTIMONIAL SOURCE:

THE RUINS OF ORKUT CIVILIZATION]


I.HISTORY:


Kidoooooo......


Why i call smalley 'Kidoo'?


Ans: Well dere's not a precise answer to why,but i guess it defines her in a very simple way.Now what are the attributes of a 'Kid'.


1st & foremost 'wo sab chote se hote hain' :P

(ii)Den unhe dekhte hi dil karta hai ek khilona gift kar diya jaaye.


(iii)They are a constant & unending eternal source of Happiness for their people.

(iv)U can't stay mad @ them for too long.

(v) Kids believe in Universal looooove.The concept of Boyfrnds,Girlfrnds is a lil bit difficult for dem to comprehend.

(vi)They Looooove u unconditionally.

(vii)Their hearts are pure & they don't know,understand or comprehend things like 'hate' , 'deceit' , 'treachery' & 'dislike'.

(viii)Though being small they can teach you great things in life which may surprise you in the beginning but that is what we say just the beginning of the hidden qualities of a 'Bright Intelligent' Kid.

(ix)They don't ask anything from you,just like any other child just Looooove,listening to them,to Shmileeee with them & they are gonna loooove u back still eternity.

(x) Heart pure as unadulterated Gold.


Yup,this is ma Kidooooo,hum sab ka 'Nanha sa farishta',Baba jee ki Wonder,Jagat,L babe,Aarif Miyan,Vd ki Naatu,Itm roop,mri,liza ki Miss Sena :P Mumma Papa ki pyari neha,Golu ki mch respected,adored & highly regared Neha Didi/Jiji,MB ki PPLO,smalley,pikku ki smalley,nano,Chikki ki Pittanku,Rest of the Amity & Sec F ki Hittu,kisi ki 'Sweetieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' :P :P & ZB ki ...well bade naam diye hain is bacche ko hmne...since colg it has been lik i have a very younger sis,more like a daughter :D [though m very very young & jaavan 2] :P :D

The names Kid has been given by me starts from the days of 2007 i guess 'The Summer of 2007' when Kid told k since evr1 calls her by a different name they give to kid as a token of love [highly adored & loooved child of Amity] she should be called by a name which was specially given to her.Now that time kid wasn't aware that one day,she would be having so many such sweet,childish names which soo truly would define her that she too would find it very difficult to keep a track of all those honours.

It started with 'Small Wonder' if am not mistaken [Baal Jeevan Ghutti ab needed,yaadasht kam ho rii] which very soon abbreviated to Wonder [used by Baba Jee urf Holy God a lot & adopted by him as the official Kid name for him..nai nai 'Him' [Holy God].Now this Small Wonder then changed to a much smaller,sweeter & an innovative new name 'Smalley'[one of ma Fav's] still used by many[viz pikku,MB].

The good thing about all these names owezzz has been that they felt like they have been made for her,coz you identify her in that name.'Smalley' means Kidooooo.See another name which defines her like 'Lil Champ.'See,its a vicious circle,once you trapped in it,you can't eva get out till the rest of the names are over.The original name though as expected won't eva be used in the whole Biography as to the disappointment of no-one.

Only a few days had passed when a name which was to achieve great heights [wud understand the irony later] ,huge publicity,a name which whenever used caused Kid to look @ her prey in a really intimidating manner [refer to 'Kids' when they are angry,they try to scare you with their looks & eyes], a name which gave a Smile to everyone,well it was an instant Hit just like 'Awai Awai' from Band Baja or from our times 'Salaam Namaste' title track.

Any Guesses !!!

Well 'Naatu' :P :P

Ya,it made everyone shmileeeee,except Kid for the earlier days[though she is smiling abi] & is still used by many people [viz Rich,Jagat & Mamujaan].Again a name which defined Kid,though this time being just a Masala number with not much additional meaning like 'smalley' ,& 'small wonder'.

Then came a Low Budget,just a Venture for the 'Classes'[not a mass name],which has been often used by 'MB' till now & was highly condemned by Kidoooo,who filed a case in my name for this one for Discriminatory treatment,the name being 'PPLO'[Pleuro Pneumonia Like Organims].

Though life was moving @ break-neck speed we all were having the time of our life.Photo-sessions were owezzz @ the peak & it was this time when Kid became really famous for the fuss she created during pics.

Here's a reference from last year's Kid's B'day[2010],a day we all enjoyed to the most,even for the lil time we got together as is owezzz d case since college,the day since Kid moved out of Lucknow.[Flashback....later,maybe.....] We do get very less time,but whenever we all are together...ITS YE PAL HAME YAAD AAYENGE..time owezzzzzzzz....







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Comments (4)
•● MOHSIN -I нαтє 2 нαтє●๋•very lovely pic..smally lukin cute..bht mehnat ke baad ek achi pic ayi..gullu bhai lukn lyk tom cruise..May 16, 2010
richa(๏̯͡๏) raj vermahumm sachi paka diya natu ne pose maar maar ke ,awl luking coollllMay 16, 2010
CHULBUL PANDEY ...haan haan wo sab to theek hai bt mere baalon ki tareef kaun karega..hahahaahMay 17, 2010
CHULBUL PANDEY ...& Sacchiiii kiddo lookin maaha shweeeeeet......SWEETIEEEEEEEEEE May 17, 2010

 In was in between those Sweet 'Good Old Times' Kid got so many more names which were not official releases but were more of a daily conventional use nicknames which though not used on daily basis are some of the sweetest names eva given to this 'Eternal Child' viz.. 'Lil Champ' , 'nanhe[still used by me mostly owezzzz] ,Nanhe Farishte ,Nanhe Samrat & 'Chote Laal' [kid wud be happi to know dat we had a Rikshe-wale bhaiya of d same name who was mostly drunk & was even abducted by police for it].

I don't exactly remember the time but i guess it would be 2007 or 2008.What the topic was being discussed is no longer in the memory of any human alive but @ teh end i told Kid that 'Moti Mota' ye hai that ...Bla..Bla..& Bla...


So the reply was....


"Ama yaar,ya to Moti keh lo ya Mota,ye Moti Mota kya hai"

:P :P

Prashant bhai..I looove u ki ye wali Smile bauuut zyada :)

[dose who didn't get it,do google out 'Moti Mota'.

So 1 more name to the 'Pandara Box' ya lets say 'Pitara'.

Soon came Ratan Tata's Megaproject[or Mini] 'Nano' & kid had already got a name name again.

The story bout the names has carried away the story steadily & its high time now that the movie moves to the next mega plot as the names list is eternal.



II.Holy Memories:


(i) The Glucon D Episode.


(ii)The Best Burger i eva had [Biobrains Era] [Kid earned the title 'Burger Queen'.


(iii) 'Love those who Love you' lesson. [Refer characterstics of Kid part-(viii).


(iv) 'The 'Sweeeeeeetieeeeeeee' Episode.


(v) Last Day in Lucknow [Holy Letters]


(vi) 'Kid tabiyat kharab hai tab bii khali pet mat so.just hav  1 Roti only but khana zaroor'.

Kid: Bhai, "MAIN EK HI ROTI WAISE BII KHATI HOON" [Hame ye din pata nii aksar yaad aata hai]


(vii) The Teasing Times: [a] hum & Big Bro[Holy God] teasing Kid bout her Boy frnd jab wo aayega & Kid [just lik a Kid] sayin "ab dekho Monday ko tum sab mere boy frnd se milna,Monday tak mera Boyfrnd hoga".


(viii)The Teasing Times:[b] hum & rich.. Kid's better half ki moonch hogi pakke se Episode.Kid defending & Rich..kyun moonch kyu nii & wat followed :P :P


(ix) The Ati Days :P ::P [Kid Smilin]


(x) The Great Jija Saala Controversy [Kid's Fav]


(xi) Rich Ki Shaadi:

Kid sleepin... 'Bhaiya mujhse kisi shaadi se jaaga nii jaata,main to apni shaadi me bii so jaungi'


(xii) Bacchpan Ki Mohabbat Story [Not To Be Dicussed Eva] [Kid angry]


(xiii) The 1st time Kid said 'Bhai'..bada intzaar karaya hai zaalim ne :P :P

The days during Ipl-1st Kid texted "Bhai match dekh rahe"?

ZB: Kid wen says Bhai kasamm se dil khush ho jaata hai..Ye Ye..Yahoooooo 

Kid: 'Bhai match dekha bhai..bhai Jaipur dekho bhai sabse saste team Ipl me sabse aage chal rii bhai..kyu bhai...bhai mere bhai"

ZB Smilin :) :) :)This is ma Kidooooo....'The Eternal Child'.


(xiv) Kid's Mega Birthday 2008 during Immuno & pata nii kaun se practicals.


















(xv) Latest 1:


Prashant Bhaijaan's Shayeri: दामन को यूँ न देखिये महसूस कीजिये,
हम कितनी बार आपको छूकर गुजर गए!

Kid's Interpretation:
heroi n bol ri hogi duppatta chhoo gya matlab samajh lo humne choo lia.....yahi bol ri h kya ??
:D :D :D


III. FACTS & FIGURES:

1.Intelligentia: Ama 2 days..Jus 2 din me Kid completed d whole 'Kuby'.Arrrre wo Immunology wali Rig Veda..2 days ya usse bii kam.Viva ki preparation me hi mazak mazak me nipta diya.Now kid may not be among the ones who flaunt their fast racing minds & capacity to learn & understand quickly[the less d height d more intelligent u r theory,u may very rare find a 'naatu' dumb person...Rare they are.]

I very vividly remember the xam days,callin Kid & askin 2 explain [pata nii kya tha,but kasamm se kya samjhaya tha] The Q came & made me pass that 'Structural Biology or was it Genomics & Proteinomics(spellin sahi?)paper.


"SMALLEY KA DIMAG CHACHA CHAUDHARY SE BII TEZ CHALTA HAI"


2.Fidelity: Smalley may not be able to understand each & everything you tell her if it deals with your love life or why a boy tells a girl he can't live without her & still makes her cry,but then she would very vividly listen to you[if she is not online] & try to give u some good explanation.Fidelity here is for all the relations she has eva made.I know many a people who haven't been what they used to once & again verified the hypothesis 'People Change' but smalley & i give my word here neva disappoints people,has neva cahnged & know its too late for ppl to change.
So this is to all people out there,if you have, u really didn't ever deserved a Child like her to be in your life.Its not late,never late the people who care for u,dont let dem go away.

"Kal Tadapna pade jinki yaad me,rok lo unko roothke jaane na do,baad me pyaar k chahe bhejo hazaron salaam wo nahi aate"

Chalo bauuut Sentipana ho gaya..Dis ws jus fr evr1 ..Yaad rakhna..I Do.



3.Never Discussed Topics:

Is their anyone out there who thinks Kidoooo is all childish & dosen't understand the feelings of Looooove & Care.Well,Kid is the most loving Child i have eva met in Amity & believe me...M very sure,the day she has her 'Man' in her life... Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh... "Her Man"...Inka Aadmi :P :P

Life me 3rd baar.... ZB sayin ....      " L O L "

Wenevr she has her Man,she is goin 2 b d best Wife eva...  PAUSE

Is waqt Kid's reaction [Ama Hatao Yaar] :P

Jus imagine evr1...   Kid's better half well known in the K World as 'Mr.Ahem Ahem' brings a Rose[Holy Gulaab] for Mrs.Ahem Ahem [Kidooooooo]. Wat wud d Kid's reaction be???



Kid's Expected Reactions:  



1."YE KYU LAAYE HO"

2. 'Ama hamare ghar me 3-3 gulab nikle to hain'

3.Ye naaya shauk hai kya.


PLAY AGAIN


Sarcasm aside,Kid wud definately be a Gr8 wife,a super sweet Mother & many more when the 3rd Generation comes Inshallah,like she has owezzzzz been a gr8 daughter[aunty ko daatti hai(witness:pikku) but den too really d bestieee one any mother wud looove to have],Uncle ki to ladli hai Kidooooo & a gr8 Sis to Golu & 1000s of bros out dere in the whole wide world all of whom would neva stop praising her even "The Everlasting 120 Kg Slim Trim Laundaaa,light Weight Champion,Chikki" who though slim neva does false prasing [COZ UNHE MARKS KA LALACH NII][unless he needs a Kawab Trt,or a mve show or a Pan Masala]

[bhAI jUST kIdIn..Looooove u bhai] :P :D


Ask any one of them:



References:

L babe

Jagat

Vdm

Chikki

MB

Gajju

Tom-Meeeee

P Baby[Kyaaaaaaaaaaa Beyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Ballu Baby



etcetera,etcetera,etcetera...

& all you would hear are praises...... LONG LIVE MY SIS...LOOOOVE U


4.List Of Smalley's Names she wud be called by around 2030:


Naati Bua


Choti Chachi


Bauni Dadi Maa


Bachkani Mami


Baccha Bahu Raani


Nanhi Saasu-Maa


Naatu Mummi [Bestieeeeeeeeeeee] :P :D


bhai. Well Kidooooo,just wanna say.U d shweetest Child i have eva known & i m very sure everyone else believes the same.The fact bout you being a kid has owezzz been in Media & the other i.e. really passionate,ultimate loving & caring person behind it is often sidelined.I wish ma sweet nanhe the best years of life ahead & may you get everything you desire in ur life,professional.personal & everything you do may God be with you in every step you take.Owezzzz remember @ each & every moment of your life that you have so many people who have loooved u,still do,coz u have cared for them in your own sweet,innocent loving ways & been with them thru all thick & thin.

There are some people who couldn't make it to Jannat for the Big Day but they all too wish you all the Sweet Happiness,Romance & Five Stars of life.Here is what these people want to say to Kidooooo:


IV:BIRTHDAY WISHES:


1.Aarif Bhai Aka Mamujaan:


Small things are beautiful and the best example is 2 by 2, small wonder, naatu or smalley. (No they are all same persons, Yeah the same chulbuli neha saxena)
She is a wonder in every sense. She is witty (wonder 1. How much grey matter she has in her small brain). She has a great sense humor (wonder 2. You will never understand her humour but yes you can never abstain yourself from appreciating it). She is intelligent (wonder 3. She will show her intelligence in her great gibberish talks and won’t even realize it).

For me I have lot of memories and panoramas of natu, her ever grinning face is the picture perfect that will flash in my mind whenever someone mentions her name and the first word that will fill the air around my ears is “amma yaar hatao ise.”
She is a good friend in all sense and has unmatched charisma. She is dainty and lovable. She has acumens and wits. She will be pestered and she will not be… she will be angry and then suddenly she will laugh… she will get bored by her books and lectures and she will bunk classes and still she will never be perplexed before exams.
I have a scarcity of words when I describe her,… lots of thoughts will come to my mind in form of reveries of bygone celebration and still they cannot find their way on paper… but still on this day … when this special gift and blessing was bestowed… I wish that she succeed in all aspects of life and her life is always as carefree as it is now….

With lots and lots of love and wishes...




2.Ballu Baby Aka B2:


Inse mulakat hui 2nd year main.
jaan pehchaan hui 3rd year main,
bahut bindaas hai.. grt sense of humor..
Bahut hi down to earth hai... humare chakkaro pe chakkar dance ki bahut badi fan b hai :P aap k bday k uplaksh per humari taraf se bahut bahut badhai.
aur agar patte le ai to chakkaro pe chakkar dance b :)
God bless ya.. Happy Birthday.


3.VIBHA 'CHUDAILO' BANDAL:




natu cat as i call her has been a very sweet frnd of mine.... she is amongst those ppl who r alwez smiling n bringing smiles to the lives of others... her company is really cheerful n can lighten up dez... we've really had wonderful times together.... she is an integral part of what i call as my group... i cherish all the memories spent wid her... i cant even forget the yummie dishes prepared by aunty we enjoyed.... the masti tyms at her home n mamy more such tyms spent together.... i love n live each moment spent wid my entire group... love u "natu cat"... thnx for being there n being what u are... looking forward to seeing u soon... wish u all the love n luck in lyf...



4:Holy God:

"Wonder is a super cute girl & one of the most genuine persons i ever came across..She holds a special place in my life as she was among those very few ppl who stood by me in the toughest time of my life.She is a little angel & truly a small wonder.Long Live The Small Wonder...:)))


5.Jagat:

"Naatu meri pyari behan,Dusherra me hoga Ravan ka dehan,tumhari aawaz hai itni pyari,lata didi ne bhi himmat haari,tumse nahi koi naata[shorter],tumse lamba to hota hai machli ka kaata,agar tumhe kisi ne daanta,to uski maaka saaki naaka....



Janmdin ki badhaiya de raha hai tumhara bhrata...... 


6.SHILPA SAXENA:


neha di
she is a big mastikhor f our family...
since childhood..... we used to meet in our summer vacations...used to spend quality time ...n vacation khatm hote hote ek bar ladai to ho hi jati thi...we still do d same...
she is a very caring ,loving sis (opps havnt got enough swt wrds to describe her)
as a lady she has got all d qualities 1 shud hav in her....ab to ye ghar k sare kam bi acche se kar leti hai...ab to me bi di boht acchi non veg recepies try kar leti hun...hheheheh....
once again haapy bday di....
luv u ..muaah ...:))))))
shilpa





7:Prashant Singh Chauhan[PSC]:



Hie Neha,
1st of all, a very Happy Birthday because it is because of it (and ZB of course), all this is happening.
You know what, its feels a bit strange to write about you not because you are strange, but  because most I’ve known you is through rumors in college, my observations and ZB. Since I laugh off the first one, rely on the second and completely trust the third one. I can say I know you a bit.
   To start with, the one thing I always liked about you is that you don’t try to be over-dramatic, you don’t portray to be ethereal, neither do you pretend any sophistications ( I hate some girlsJ) , yet you are; (and you are known as) a girl who is special in your own ways. As ZB would say, a very genuine girl free from all tantrums girls have( in their DNAs and bones). To be honest, I did have certain misconceptions about you in college. But not long after your proximities with Gullu increased.
I have agree more than anything to why people epitomize you as Kiddo….and after that shayari-interpretation-episode. दामन को यूँ ना देखिये.....by God, you’ve given us a joke we’ll laugh at for long time!
I had interacted with you in recent times and found that many of the things ZB keeps telling me about you are completely true (not that I doubted them earlier). You are remarkably intelligent(as I’ve often heard), n you have got a good sense of humor(which I appreciate a lot). And among so-many things he told me about you, I remember 1 thing he told me on my rooftop on my b’day. There is a special category in his life for certain people, and till then we two were the ‘only two’ who belonged to that category..(SECRET-SECRET !!J).
I think I’ve written a lot and really don’t know how to conclude it nice, but I think a poem will do(that’s all I can do, anyways):

Hopping, beaming and ever smiley..
Someone’s kiddo and someone’s smally…
On this day, I hope, you walk into a dream..
And you find a cake, with lots of cream..
In a moon-ful night and shining dew,,
With a pile of gifts----and some still due,,
A dancing joker and clapping crew,,
Some old mates and some friends new..
 A pile of roses, and leaves but few.
And as you cut, the cake in hew..
The sky turns bright and earth goes hue..
And as i await for the cake by you..
I pray that all your wishes come true..
---God Bless!



8.RUPSA MAZUMDAR [RUPI]:



    • Nehu – a very amiable chweet lil gurl…miss petite..a person widout whom my 11 months stay in an unknown city wid unknown ppl wud hv been hell.
      Well…wenevr I think of nehu..d first thing wich hovers ovr my mind is her room..wich resembles more of a kabarkhana ( god save her wud be hubby—poor soul :p )…a gurl who is the heartthrob of most of the ITMites ( not mentioning d names…coz the list is endless)…another unique trait wich I hv observed..is that she preserves almost all kinda “tikhhi chatnis” for days n den aftr few days wen it stales—ajeeb ganda wala smell cums out of it…humare paas aake puchti thi..”kya yeh kharab ho gaya???”…uffffffffff…yet to find out the rationale behind dat though ;)
      Who always say ki..” main tym nahi lagati ready hone mein”….n trust me ppl v all hv to wait half n hour or more downstairs for neha to get ready….such is neha..who hav weird ice cream ka taste..pata nahi green pista mein aisa kya rakha hain…jahan bhi jati hain she asks “ green pista hain kya?? Kyun nahi hain???” thre is soooo much to say abt her..dat I can evn prepare a thesis on her
      Jokes apart…neha is a darling..a true sweetheart..love u from d core of my heart…
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY..sorry cudnt b thre wid u on ur bday
      With lots n lots of wishes n kissiessss..muahzzzz


      9:MB:

      Pplo...i call her dat since d 2nd year of colg.Her best quality...she is straight forward & yet sooo simple & sweet in her own way. 'Has a story for every occasion', a very Cheerful & a noble soul to be with [Pun intended].

      I had some of the best,funfilled  & truly awesome moments with her,be it,her Birthday celebration@wave Food Court[May 2010] or when i came to her place May 2008 or the Holy ocassion, 'Richa's Marriage' & eventually me getting the chance to be in the priviliged list of selected friends.

      M really HappI that i have u as one of my very few prized possessions [Friends].

      Though being small,U Still Rock Big Time PPLO..

      Dis is MB signing off & Wishin U A Very Happiiiiii b'day :) 

      & Finally Kid just wanna say...

      Be as you are owezzzz...& you really have no idea how much every one loves u & respects u & especially ZB :)


      Wit u hamesha,hamesha,hamesha till Eternity..baaki u know evrthng :)
      Jab chahe aazma lena..Bhai saath naa chorega kabhi :)


      Looooove u Infinity Till Eternity,


      God Bless Ma Swt Hrt Sis


      'Shisha Dekti Raina'


      ZB..bhai...gulz..gulli :P :D