Kuttai Conti...@Jannat..22nd Feb 2011

37 Off 30...

If Holland wins this one against England it would really be a great day for the underdogs plus i would be really esctatic :) Gadar mach jayegi :P

33 Off 24...

Jus ordered 3 books thru 'flipkart.com' & 'infibeam.com' including the official biography of Tom Hanks..Ye Ye :)

2 more are in the pipeline..

'A Brief History Of Time' & 'The Bridges Of Madison Country'.

23 Off 18...

21st Jan 2011

10:52 A.M.

It may be an exaggeration, hyperbolic statement but the joy,the eternal bliss i get while getting off the train,walking through the never too crowded platform of Badshahnagar,walking the stalls of Revri,the staircase,the small bridge all of which remind of some old memos is no less compared to the happiness a girl feels walking down the aisle getting married to the loveof her life@ a venue she had always,always dreamt of.

Exaggeration !!!

Hmmm :) Maybe.But all i wanna  say is that the hugh usher of positive energy & happiness i get on reaching this place is one that's very difficult to describe in words.JANNAT :) 

A loooong walk from the Badshahanagar station crossing the 'Ganne Ka Juice' stall,Lekhraj Marg,Eldeco,the place where once 5 years ago after giving the entrance exam for Amity had 5 burgers 5 /- Rs each,Bhootnath,being the place,wherefrom got the audio cassette of one of the best songs of Mukesh Jee,crossing HAL,the market wherefrom i always bought the Radios[for the daily Fm,Love Guru & Radiocity 91.1 'What A Fun' dose],polytechnic[the place which i always miss a lot during late nights whenever i am unable to sleep or crave for a cup of tea], & finally reached 'Babe Market'[a story behind its name to be diclosed later] & for the more sophisticated ones Wave Cinemas :)

11:45 A.M.

Well,i could have hired an auto,at least a Rikshaw or even the 5 Rs 'Vikram' from Badshahnagar station till Polytechnic but i preffered a long walk this time,don't know why what i really wanted to.Diet again maybe :P

Hmmmm...rest of the story later.Gotta go :P :D

Holland lost :( but kudos to RYAN DE DOESCHATE [119 off 110] & even grabbed the much deserved MOM trophy.

Recent Events:

Kuttai@Indira Dam [Season-3]  & Kuttai @ Mr.Brown Bakery [Today]

Kuttai@Tundeyy[Patrakarpuram] & Chowk [21-02-2011]

A Purple Tee from Westside which defines my life[Pics coming very soon]

Btw...Dying to watch 'Tanu Weds Manu'

3 Days To Gooooo...Ye Ye...

Be Blessed,Keep :)))

Gudninni

Do Watch Dreams :)

President,

Kuttai Club

Happi B'day Sis@17th Feb 2011

Happi B'day Sis

Hmmm...Heya..soo yesterday was Gudia's b'day 17th Feb..remember naa :)

Courtesy:Kodak_Wafadar

Truly speaking..couldn't do much except for the Cake from 'Manoranjan Bakery',Pineapple flavour in case you were excited to know & a book 'The Place Called Here' by Cecelia Ahern.'Paav Bhaji' from 'Singh Biryani' & hmmmmm....ya that's it.

Well,i got a Green Force India Tee from Lucknow,Accho Aunty i love you :) which reminds me gotta Thanks her for it.Horrible Horrible person i m :( Hmmm..so yesterday after a very long time had Home cooked Biryani..

Yeahhh,The Tony Montana Look :)

Dieting screwed once again :( to make matters worse,it was followed by two bowls of 'Gajar ka Halwa' :(

Holy Carrot

Btw...Gym[Season-2] 15th Feb onwards.Guru Wafadar Rockxxx:) Here is the detailed weekly plan for exercises:

                              Monday: Chest

Tuesday: Shoulders

Wednesday: Back

Thursday: Biceps

Friday: Triceps

Saturday: Miscellaneous

Hmmmm :) This is it.

Holy M

Btw...all set for a visit to 'The City Of Kawabs' , 'The City Of Nawabs' ,Ma Jannat,Awadh & then 'Holy Land' Banaras.Taklu is back to Banaras today & gotta start something now after 'Dr.Lal Path Labs'.

God,how much i hate the name too now.

Screw them all :x

Just gotta confirm the Pf & settlement details.

Tib's Gd round for 'Air India' cleared & he would be back to 'The City Of Rock' here tomorrow morning 6:15[19th Feb 2011].Treat time Laundeyyyyyyy& what better occasion than the all India release of '7 Khoon Maaf'.Yipeeeeeeey

So c u all Holy Folks in Jannat on Sunday.Would be there till 23rd i guess.

Btw... hAppi Ravi Das Jayanti..gotta find out Asap wat all he did to give us a Holy Holiday :)

Btw..Mumma@Home..So have asked fr 'Chowmin'.Mumma k haath ki Chowmin..Gadar :)

Ye Ye

Btw..Saw-7 was Awwefooome...

Loooved 'Diary Of A Wimpy Kid' :)

Holy Memos Of School Life..

'13 Going 30' was damn Shweeet,really lovely.

Friends Season-8 going on smoothly..an Epi a day keeps me Happi :)

Dasvidaniya :)

18-2-2011

12:44

President

Kuttai Club

Kuttai Continues...

Holy Kawabs & Shirmaal...[From Jannat]@12th Feb 2011

Hmmm...

Mumma back from Lucknow :)

Kawab & Shirmaal aayi hai..Ye Ye :)

Haan to i Resigned..Finally i did..& God...so relieved :) Pagal hi ho jaate nii to murder kar dete kisi ka if i wd hav hd continued..

Forget the bullshit i wrote earlier..wd do only wat i feel lik..its ma life & m responsible for it..ain't i...

Last few days...Movies..Movies & Movies..no not on the Big Screen..Lap Rockxxxxx :)

Gulaal,Page-3,The Fighter,& haan "Ye Saali Zindigi" gadar thi..looooved it 2 d core...den saw it agn..both times on d big screen...4th & 5th Feb...

& haan d biggest Breaking News..Bigger than the earlier 'Global Meltdown' & 'Jennifer Aniston's & Brad Pitt's separation" years ago....

Here It Comes.....

"BUNTY IS BACK"

OMG !!!

Good Old Times Wit Tib[Frndship Day(Aug 2010)]

Tib :)))

For all those who don't know who is i definately gonna write a full fledged article on him Asap.Some people really see it all in a very short span of time & he is one of them.My "Jack Of All Trades" & the well renowned self earned title 'JJKBB' [Janam Janam Ke Bhikmange Bunty] for neva eva having a penny in pocket whenever,wherever we all went :)

Haan to i restarted havin Tea everyday.Diet ki @$$%% ki :x

Though Rice & Cold Drinks are still a no no.Btw..Ma Shirmaal & Holy Kawabs have come so gotta eat Baby :)

C ya all soon..& haan i deactivated ma Fb account..Need sm peace...dere r many more thngs...evrthng though need not be mentioned...

Happi Kiss Day :D :D

Ohhhhh Jasssss...

Mmmmmmuahhhhh

Keep :)

Mere Jeene Ki Wajah :)

Best Valentine Day Eva :)

6:45 A.M.

Area: Basharatpur

The City Of Rock

Tib: So information...

Me: Hmmm :) 2nd Year bsc from XYZ,coaching at **** classes mrng 6-7 Maths class,7-8 Physics class.Schooling from YYZ School [& yup forgot to tell him bout her Home@ YZX Nagar]

Tib: Ok,& why dis you say it to her to watch every movie of Salman Khan.

Me:Why not.She should know.

Engine Slowing Down.Meter Down...Down..Down..Down

Hault....

Me: Now who wud come for us like....

Tib: 1st tell me who told u to keep your Atm at Home.

Me: Gotta save buddy.

Lets Walk....

Earlier This Morning:

6:00 A.M.

Dharamshala Overbridge

Tib: What if they ask why should we hire you & not the others here with much more experience.

Me: Just let them know,u willing to work hard,u ready to learn & not undermining anyone just tell you worth it & haan this is the point where you tell them bout your Cafe experience & do carry some certificates along for.........

Tib: There's a girl standing there may she is out of Petrol[In U.S. it wud have been Gas :)]

Me: Haan,so lets go there & see if she needs some help.

I taking the initiative.

What happened???Petrol???

Valentina [fictional name] : Haan[childish,sad,confused & a lil frightened tone]

Called sm1,anyone coming???

:(((

K den we can get the petrol for ya...u gotta wait here till den..btw...u hav a bottle?

Nope :(

K not a problem..wd manage.

[tabi saala dhyan aaya..15 rupee ka to Bourbon hauk gaye,Penny less :( ]

Hmmm :) k den since we don't have anything rite now..Money beta :)

The Girl a lil Confused.

Tib: 'Arrrre chor niiii hain bhagenge niii'

Me: Accha 1 person is gonna wait here while the other one wd get the petrol.

Me 2 Bunty: Handing over the 100 Bucks she slowely took out from here pocket.You go am waiting here with her,find a bottle,if u don't get one buy a water bottle,drink it & ...... & haan do make it Asap.

Tib Leaves...

Hmmmmmmmmm

Sooooo u off to????

Coaching...YYZ Classes,Vijay

Dhyan rakhna chahaiye naa.didn't check d tank before.

Hmmmm had to fill in wat sm how couldn't :(

Hmm..wanna call sm1 ???

I guess they all might be asleep.Don't wanna disturb.

Hmmmm...kkkk

& didn't even carry your cell.

I forgot to :(

hmmmmm....

Holy Silence

Btw...dis time ap log kahan jaa rahe the..

Finally a Query.wich wd lead 2 many more Holy Sawals :P

Actually....Bla..Bla..Bla...so cmng frm Station

Soo wich coaching...

Maths

Den Physics

Physics samaj aati hai :o

Haan :)

Which Year???

Bsc 2nd Year...

Sooo inni suba classes :o

Yup it even were during Winters.

How come sm1 get up so early :o Mumma or Alarms

Alarms :) [:) means followed with a Smile]

University???

Yup

Motor bikes,Cars,lots of trucks & buses passing by.

Wait lemme shift your pep to a safe corner.

Walked a lil distance away from her,gazed around the overbridge,people passing by,some rustics too,don't know why but felt a sense of responsibility towards her,a gal who was in need,was alone & moreover some what confused too but with a smile on her face.The best part :)

The petrol pump wud be open naa ???

OMG !!!

"wo darr aankho me wo anjaan sa bharosa,kitni mudaato se tha maine naa kisi ajnabee ko yoon pareshan dekha.aj dikha to dil ne kaha yoon hi ek raahi ki madat kar jaa,zinda rahe musafir to phir kahain mulaqat hogi" :)

Yup...actually the one at the station is open 24*7.U know u lucky k yahan khatam hua,If wud have near Asuran[2 kms equidistant from the overbridge & her place] den u wud have been in big trouble.


6:20 A.M.


No news of Tib

He hasen't come yet

Hmmmm...i guess he would be having a hard time getting a bottle :)

:)

Went over to the other side of the overbridge..saw the scenic beauty of Black water from potholes down the bridge & came back to my actual standing arena.

Soooo future??? Msc in Maths???

Hmmm..guess sooo :)

Spoiler Alert: [All our conversations were in Hindi only]

Sooo ur1st class u would be attending now???

hehe..Nope...Physics class would attend from 7 now..He dosen't allow to enter if you late :( Really strict.

Arrrrrrre..ghus jaana class me..do tell your sad story & that 2 Saintly Souls helped you & got u out of trouble :)

[I guess she didn't get the joke :( ]

Accha classes u attend in college??? any attendence issues?

Hmm...in 1st Year i did...but no issues concerning attendence so now mostly during practicals :)

Hmmmmm....


6:35 A.M.

Still No News Of Tib...

Tib should have been here by now.U know wat 'hamari bike me bii petrol kam tha' :P :D

:o :o :o

To Be Conti..........


:)))

Btw...Happi Valentine's Day Haramzado & Holy M's :) Looooove u

KUTTAI CLUB THEME SONG[FEB 2011]

Patiala House[All India Release 11th Feb 2011]

Ho Jab Se Dil Haara..Badla Main Saara Ka Saara..
O Baby Jee We Gabru Dildara
O Baby Tera Yaar Ye Patialvi :)


laung da lishkara
o baby tera jaan se pyaara
o baby yeh chamka dil saada
o baby deke gaya pyaar ye patiaalvi


Sweet Jesus :)


Kuttai Song Of Feb 2011 :D :D


Jab se suna hai Gadar ho gaye :) Was not even a percent interested in watchin dis Akki's flickbut since the last one & a half hours since have heard it..Gadar mach rii :)
Sooo all set 3:30 P.M. show...me,tib & wafadar...Vijay Cinema...apni to treat hai bhaiya :)




Btw....


Kuttai Song Of Jan 2011:


'Darling' 

Piggy Chops Aka Mimi Aka Pc in '7 Khoon Maaf'

Played it 'n' no of times on the very same day,heard it for the very 1st time & since then didn't feel like listening to it :) They say naa..don't exceed it..Same as it goes for relationships..U care too much for a person...get too much involved.& Bang it comes.....


Room..My Space..


Gosh !!! i can't breath..plz...leave me alone...I can take care of myself..& the story ends :)



"patiala peg laga ke naachunga naachunga
patiala dhol baja ke keh dunga keh dunga
heere meri zulfen teri,
mere haathon ki ye lakeeren bunti hain"




Keep :)


hAppi Sunday :P :D




President




Kuttai Club

CONFUSED :((((

 THE CRITIC IS BACK WITH HIS STORY :)

                    

Hmmm :) So where to start from.Well its 11:38 P.M. right now.Many a souls would have dozed off to sleep.Many would have completed 2-3 Modules of their 'Sweet Dreams' & others may be wrapping up the days work,updating their accounts & getting ready to say 'good night' to the world before another day,another day to prove themselves begins.Right now am feeling a little uncomfortable during writing,first of all my head is dancing[if its a word] & secondly i think CVS is taking its toll on me.Ya,its a new fast growing disorder,Computer Vision Syndrome,for all the tech savvy & Gen Xxx Yo people who mostly are 'ol' or working on something or the other through their laps for a time which may seem like eternity.


Or for people like me,who can sit in front of lap for 10-12 hours continuously watching 3-4 movies in a go like it was a Home-work which has to be completed come what may.In the last 2 weeks my life has again been on track which means i have been awake all night watching movies,my life,Hollywood & this time for a change some Bolly off beat flicks too.Then dozing off all day from early morning before Dawn till Dusk.Remember Robert Rodrigues "From Dusk Till Dawn" [1996],George Clooney & Quentin Tarantino.Its the month of Love birds,Cupid & proposals,rejections,heart-breaks & how can i forget 'Roses'.I haven't gone to work since 17 days,the sole reason being am tired of working at a place,with people i don't like,work i despise,& moreover people i meet who are all,'Assholes' literally.




Engineering !!! Phewwwwwwwwww..B.Tech in Biotechnology !




"The future is so great in this field that after completing the course you would be landing yourself straight into U.S.
"Bullshit.


Now my story is again a little different,as is every one's story.Born in a family of Doctors i was destined to be a Doctor.Somehow i knew that one that i would end up being a Doctor.I remember purchasing a 1500 Bucks book & studying it "The Essentials Of Medical Physiology" By K.Sembulingham during my Medical preparations "k agle saal to Doctor ban hi jaana hai" [that till next year i would be a Doctor only].hahaah


Cut to Scene 422..Camera Rolling..

&I landed up in Amity,all set to be a Doctor,but became an Engineer.

Cut to Scene 1024....Lights...Sounds...Drums...Guitar...Let There Be Rock :)

Job in a Medical Stem Cell Banking Firm :)

So all set to be a Doctor,i became an Engineer & then got my 1st break in a Medical firm.Yo Yo :)

Welllllll,its a loooooooooooooooong.loooooooooooooooong story you know,from wanting to being a Cricketer as every young boy would have dreamt for himself to a Doctor,to a HR,to a Critic,a Writer & finally again being a Critic its full of confusion,bewilderment & 'Holy Mother Of God' surprises :)To cut it short in due course of time i have realized that the only thing which gives me immense happiness is reviewing.God ! I just loooooooove it.Movies i watch,books i read,anything.Looooove reading reviews & of course writing them too.


Ya,i don't have a degree in Journalism or Mass Com or any related stream & to make matters worse i would definitely have to face much difficulty in convincing my interviewer's that 1st i wanted to become a Doctor for which i dropped a year after senior secondary,then went for College in Biotechnology.Then i had a 2 years experience in Sales & then all of a sudden i wanted to do 'Media & Entertainment'

Holy Cabbage !! 1st of all i have to convince myself for this & then only can i make others believe in me,i guess they would :o




Hmmmm :) Its 2:04 A.M. now.




Arrrrre nahi,inni slow speed niii hamri :) actually Fb pe login kar liya tha..& you know fb naa.
Well had a talk about movies,series,Friends,how I Met Your Mother,24,Lost,The Bing Bang Theory,Prison Break & haan 'UDAAN'.Recommended it to all & all.Gosh !!
I watched it yesterday only & cursed myself for watching it so late.Well more about it in the "Holy Reviews" blog.
One thing is for sure.I really need to change,many things about me specially my sincerity towards my work.I had a talk with my firm tonight & i guess would resume my services from Monday itself.Had a long talk with Papa today,about life,career & job & for the 1st time i didn't get irritated or reluctant while the whole talk took place.Well,i guess the 1st reason being,i myself know i have being destroying myself in the last 2 weeks.Who would loooove seeing there children being awake all night through & then sleeping all day at Home.So what if your job sucks.If Mumma Papa can go to work 70-75 kms away daily doing updown,getting tired a zillion times more than me & being above twice my age then why can't i continue with my job for some more days till i go for Masters.




& yup the 2nd reason being 'Udaan'.This movie i guess is gonna change my life.Inshallah & that too in a good sense :) Hmmm :) So you would be wondering why the Holy duck is he still awake right now.Well,i have to let this night pass by,not sleep all day too & then sleep right away around 11 pm tomorrow,well its today now & then my routine would be normal again :)


"The Body Clock Re-Establishment Theory"


BCRT] :)


U know what Papa told me today that my Principal Sir always used to say that "He can do a lot better than the best of the lot in his class". I looooved hearing that & once again one of my favorite lines from one of the most motivating songs i have eva heard flashed in my mind "In Panchiyo Ko Dekh Kar,Jaage Hai Ye Armaan,Dharti Pe Hum Chalte Hain Par,Chu Lenge Aasmaan".


God !!!! M Filmy :)




Saala..Hamesha,filmo kii batein...har cheeze aa k yahin ruk jaati hai,like ghar walo ki batein hamesha parhai pe aa k khatam hoti hain :)




Well....Its a Friday,& for those who don't know "Ye Saali Zindigi: is releasing today.Well,if the critic won't watch it,who would bring the review.Hai naa !!




Hmmm :) So ending on a positive note though being confused to the core just wanna say..


I know everything is gonna be good.Like it was when i won the 100 % attendence award for attendance every year in School.Accho Aunty always says "gar tum kuch thaan lo,to tum kar ke rahte ho,i know that". "If you make a pact with yourself,that you gotta do something you do it come what may"


Soooo to all the people who believe in me...




"I M Never Gonna Disappoint You"




At least i would try owezzzz not to.




To Mumma,Papa,Principal Sir,Accho Aunty,Sis,Nanu,Mb,Pbj,Kidoooo,Tweeto & everyone who believes in me...haan haan u 2 L Baby & Holy God :)


Thanks for everything.Looooooooooooooooooooooove You




Off to watch "Udaan" again.Holy Motivation needed.Review coming Soon.




God !!! M Filmy :)




& haan 'Chitrangada Singh is Smoking Hot.Khuda Kasamm she is a Bomb :P :P




Hats Off Holy God !!!




U Rock :)

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